you don’t seem to understand, love is in charge here. -empty quotes

I can’t moonwalk, so I’ll just slide my feet around like a buffoon. -Vulture Wit

every rule has exceptions, including this one. -empty quotes

dilettante.

Life needs a mute button. And a skip button. And a rewind button. All right, just give me the whole darn remote! -empty quotes

every step towards adversity is a step in the right direction. -empty quotes

as the seconds dwindled, wendle’s air supply ceased from the choice chewed pencil lodged there. -empty quotes

If you don’t have something worth yelling about, go back to the drawing board. -empty quotes

“To a worm in a horseradish, the whole world is a horseradish.” —Yiddish Proverb

the perfect place for thinking is a place where you’re not conciously thinking. -empty quotes